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Husband: I’d rather sleep in the guest room than suffer another night on your new heated mattress pad.
Me: Wait. I’m getting my own room???
I told my husband I didn’t want a grilled cheese when he was making one and now I want a grilled cheese. What do I do?
[6 ½ hour car ride]
Me: I’m so sick of sitting I can’t sit anymore.
Also Me: *gets home and immediately sits on couch*
*power walks to the refrigerator*