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@ExtraGrumpyCat : 4/20 = National Weed Day
4/21 = National Drug Testing Day
4/22 = National Unemployment Day

1): Hold your breath for 5 minutes
2): Die

@ExtraGrumpyCat: This year I'm going to put the mistletoe in my back pocket, so people I hate can kiss my ass.