You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.
Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.
Pretty sure I’ve gotten as far as I’m going to get in life on my looks.
Narrator: He he not gotten very far.
About to prop up a cardboard box with a stick on a string and put a hoodie under it.
“Condominium” sounds like a safe sex spell you learn at Hogwarts.
You guys, this guy on Dateline says I shouldn’t make friends with people on the internet because they might not be who they say they are. Is this true?
I may be 37, but I feel 25…when I look at my finances:
My doctor says I’m almost legally obese, but my mom says I’m very handsome. Just kidding my mom thinks I’m an idiot.