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@Faceyspace : HAHA ME AND MY NEW BOYFRIEND QUIT SMOKING TOGETHER NO ONE WILL GET MURDERED FOR SURE.
@Faceyspace: Initially I thought I would rather catch herpes than feelings. But then I realized herpes are forever.
@Faceyspace: My Bestie just got banned from Taco Bell. I cannot wait to hear this story. I have given table dances at Taco Bell and not got kicked out.
@Faceyspace: My house is really small until I can't find my phone.