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@FadeAway2 : Ever notice when you need to delete a phone app and you get the icons jiggling? They seem all panicky about who's getting cut from the team
@FadeAway2: Guys, women can spot another woman at 10 paces and tell you if she's wearing 5" or 6" heels. She knows exactly what, 6"+ looks like.
@FadeAway2: You drink WAY too much, and you have questionable morals . . .
me talking to myself in the mirror before going out at night .