@faisaladam_: In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved.
@faisaladam_: I just saw a poster that said "have you seen this man?" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them "No."
@FaisalAdam_: I got kicked out of the procrastinators club when I showed up for our first meeting..
@FaisalAdam_: In a parallel universe, cartoons are watching us and thinking "how sad, they die if you drop an anvil on their heads..."
@FaisalAdam_: Asked a girl what I had to do to get her, she said, "GET LOST!"
So I stared...
Realising she wasn't saying more, I asked, "which season?"
@FaisalAdam_: Growing up, I had lots of nicknames but my best would always be 'Officer! That's him over there'... It gave me my sprinter's physique.
@FaisalAdam_: This, being a gentleman thing really works. Women just fall for me when I offer them my handkerchief. Sure it's dabbed in chloroform...
@FaisalAdam_: I just met a black vegan... All I kept asking was "so you don't eat chicken?"