@FannyB1tch

Word of the day – Obama. I opened a bottle of brandy and drank it Obama self.

@FannyB1tch

Never pee with the door open, it totally freaks out the other motorists.

@FannyB1tch

Was glancing through the Obituaries this morning and found it really creepy that all these people managed to die in alphabetical order.

@FannyB1tch

Opinions are like orgasms, mine matter most and I don’t care if you have one.