Word of the day – Obama. I opened a bottle of brandy and drank it Obama self.
I also do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
Never pee with the door open, it totally freaks out the other motorists.
Was glancing through the Obituaries this morning and found it really creepy that all these people managed to die in alphabetical order.
Opinions are like orgasms, mine matter most and I don’t care if you have one.