@FeelingMervis

I’ve started an elimination diet, It’s where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.

@FeelingMervis

Damnnnnn gurl… I wanna to take you back to my place, get you alone and just do work on your grammar.

@FeelingMervis

DATING TIP: You never want to seem too easy! So set up a date and never show up.

@FeelingMervis

If Pitbull wasn’t famous he’d easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits.