@FeverFlave: Stop me if you've heard this one
Daddy I'm full
Ok, but the kitchen is closed for the night
(after cleaning up dinner)
Daddy I'm hungry
@FeverFlave: I would rather have a 100 poisonous spiders dumped on my naked body than a second date.
Me: So that's a no?
@FeverFlave: [inventing worcestershire sauce]
Lea: We'll bottle pickled anchovy juice and name it unpronounceable.
Perrins: That might work.
@FeverFlave: Make up for past mistakes by frequently repeating them in new and astonishing ways.
@FeverFlave: If you balance your medication correctly you can blank out an entire morning meeting.
@FeverFlave: *waking up to dog kisses*
Good morning...such a good boy...yes I love you too...you raided the garbage again didn't you...