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@FeverFlave : My dad is a legend at hide and seek. One time I needed mom's help to find him. He was hiding at a motel with a strange lady.
@FeverFlave: Stop me if you've heard this one
Daddy I'm full
Ok, but the kitchen is closed for the night
(after cleaning up dinner)
Daddy I'm hungry
@FeverFlave: I would rather have a 100 poisonous spiders dumped on my naked body than a second date.
Me: So that's a no?
@FeverFlave: I don't like the gerbil I become when I'm stuck in a revolving door.
@FeverFlave: [inventing worcestershire sauce]
Lea: We'll bottle pickled anchovy juice and name it unpronounceable.
Perrins: That might work.
@FeverFlave: Make up for past mistakes by frequently repeating them in new and astonishing ways.
@FeverFlave: Guys you need to work this out.
*water balloon fight at 10 paces*
@FeverFlave: If you balance your medication correctly you can blank out an entire morning meeting.
@FeverFlave: *waking up to dog kisses*
Good morning...such a good boy...yes I love you too...you raided the garbage again didn't you...
@FeverFlave: *gets stuck halfway through a somersault*
This is how I live now.
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