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@FillWerrell : me: wow that exam was easy
*gets a 53*
@FillWerrell: I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
@FillWerrell: Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
@FillWerrell: If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST