@FinnMcIver

I really hate it when people repeat something twice when making a point. don’t do that guys, don’t do that.

@FinnMcIver

everyone’s always saying ‘the good ones die young’, ‘god only takes the best’. so I must be immortal

@FinnMcIver

our teacher used to make us do 100 lines if we’d been naughty. my nose was wrecked at the end of it

@FinnMcIver

I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts.