I am just looking for a man that will love on me and tell me I am pretty and not ask questions when I ask for help digging a body sized hole in the woods.
My profile: I am looking for a smart and kind man that is totally ok with the idea of me wanting a pet raccoon
Bumble: You have 0 messages today
You say stalker.
I say excellent research skills.
Also, your dryer cycle just buzzed.
The men of twitter would get such a better rate of response if they sent unsolicited Pizza Pics.
Can we please have a serious conversation about why, as a human race, we always run out of shampoo before conditioner?