@FrazzleMyGimp
[Wendy’s Job Interview]
INTERVIEWER: Ok let’s role play. You’re working the drive through and I’m a customer ordering.
ME: Sir please get back in your car.
INTERVIEWER: {under breath} Brilliant.
@FrazzleMyGimp
TACO BELL EMPLOYEE: can I get a name for the order?
ME: Shaun.
TACO BELL EMPLOYEE: John?
ME: Sure.
TACO BELL EMPLOYEE: What?
ME: Jure.
@FrazzleMyGimp
[At drive through]
GUY: would you like a drink holder?
ME: ya sure
[driving home]
ME: so uh, what’s the pay like?
GUY IN BACKSEAT HOLDING TWO SPRITES: It’s not great.