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[Wendy’s Job Interview]

INTERVIEWER: Ok let’s role play. You’re working the drive through and I’m a customer ordering.

ME: Sir please get back in your car.

INTERVIEWER: {under breath} Brilliant.

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TACO BELL EMPLOYEE: can I get a name for the order?

ME: Shaun.

TACO BELL EMPLOYEE: John?

ME: Sure.

TACO BELL EMPLOYEE: What?

ME: Jure.

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[At drive through]

GUY: would you like a drink holder?

ME: ya sure

[driving home]

ME: so uh, what’s the pay like?

GUY IN BACKSEAT HOLDING TWO SPRITES: It’s not great.