I bet the first mohawk was created by a guy trying to even out his sideburns.
Flirting is a way of life, the moment you stop is when you’re dead … then your spouse cleans the gun and places it in your hand.
Had trouble sleeping today. They added a trumpeter to this morning’s church service.
I’m 72 minutes in trying to reverse whatever my 3 y/o nephew did in one second to the TV remote.