Idea: Eels. Exactly the same storyline as Cats but they’re all eels.
The strongest cat exists. Somewhere a cat is walking around, completely oblivious that it is stronger than all the other cats.
The new Disney Pixar movie sounds wild
“Does this spark joy?”
[my wife shakes her head as Marie Kondo forcibly removes me from our house]
Very suspicious that this keeps happening
Q. Why did the ghost’s dessert come back when he threw it?
A. It was a boo meringue
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Furious that Game of Thrones didn’t exclusively cater to me, the only person who watches it
If Pokémon has taught me anything it’s that most of life’s problems can be solved by owning a rat that can electrocute people
“No. Nope. Absolutely not. Nope. Incorrect. Wrong” – Neil deGrasse Tyson watching A Star is Born