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@FrizerkaSandra : There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine.

@FrizerkaSandra: Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough.

@FrizerkaSandra: The only real importance in life is getting ahead.

Head. I meant to say head.