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@FunnyIsFamily : 5yo: "Mom, will you get me a yogurt?" Me: "You're closer to the fridge." 5yo: *moves to the other side of the room* "Now you're closer."

@FunnyIsFamily: Kindergarten, day two.
Me: Who did you play with at recess?
Daughter: One of my best friends. I don't remember her name.

@FunnyIsFamily: My kids are having fun in that "Someone's going to the ER" kind of way.

@FunnyIsFamily: My parenting style can best be described as "Go help your sister."