@FunnyMojoJojo

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving…

@FunnyMojoJojo

When one door closes another one opens. … Or you could just re-open the closed door. Because that’s how doors work…!!

@FunnyMojoJojo

I went to bed last night and my brother came out of the closet and scared the shit out of me, I forgot we were playing hide and seek…

@FunnyMojoJojo

Last week I chopped my neighbour’s tree and now it’s growing back because his-tree repeats itself…

@FunnyMojoJojo

I think Newton was actually hit by pigeon shit when he discovered gravity.. Falling of apple was just a ‘dignified’ cover up…!!

@FunnyMojoJojo

People complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains.