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There are few situations in life which have to be resolved with violence for example-

Mosquito on your ex’s cheek.

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I wanted to lose some pounds…..
So I went to the casino.

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Why did the baker stop making donuts?
Because he was bored with the hole business.

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Shopkeeper:This is made of pure virgin wool sir.
Me:You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me,will it keep me warm?

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Me : I have changed my mind.

Wife : Hope the new one is working.

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I firmly believe in homeopathy because they cure everything with alcohol.

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If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can’t attract the desired boy.

Then that means the boy has iron deficiency.

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Friend: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Me: Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother.

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Wife :’Darling, look. I haven’t worn this in 8 years and it still fits.’

Hubby : It’s a scarf!