@GFGander

How crazy is it that we used to say “three and a half inch floppy” with a straight face

@GFGander

People need to learn how to record their name on a voicemail system.
“You have one new voicemail from… *heavy breathing* Toooooooddddd”

@GFGander

There better be a martial arts tournament in Australia called Mortal Wombat

@GFGander

Sucks when good bands have dumb names.

“What are you listening to?”

“It’s Made Out of Babies, they’re really great.”

“…”