How crazy is it that we used to say “three and a half inch floppy” with a straight face
People need to learn how to record their name on a voicemail system.
“You have one new voicemail from… *heavy breathing* Toooooooddddd”
There better be a martial arts tournament in Australia called Mortal Wombat
Sucks when good bands have dumb names.
“What are you listening to?”
“It’s Made Out of Babies, they’re really great.”