Yes, the Nazis were wrong but the Von Trapps were also singing very loudly, all the time, and had refused to stop.
A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay.
Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay.
Next season on Game of Thrones they’re actually going to come to your house and start killing the people watching.
Rio declares state of emergency just before Olympics. That’s like inviting people to your house for dinner but you have no food. Or house.
Before you tell me anything about your kid you should know I’m going to mentally leave my body.
“I’m not good at goodbyes.” I am. See ya.
Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car.
“I’m a model.” I see. And does anybody else know that?
Don’t send an email if you’re angry. Wait a while. Have a couple of drinks. Get yourself really worked up. And then send it.