You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?
Said “large” today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting “Venti, Venti, Venti!” and a mass suicide occurred.
I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink.
Then I get kicked out.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
(The unfollow button is only a click away)
You: Going to a concert tonight!
Friend: Sweet, what concert?
Aunt: WHAT IS ITUNEZ?????? HOW IS YOUR DAD????? I LOVE YOU XOXOXO