@GingerAtLaw

I always get new followers when I’m asleep proving that people like me better when I’m not talking

@GingerAtLaw

If video games really made people violent, I would be jumping on every turtle I saw.

@GingerAtLaw

No no, I’m not going to pay for these hot wings, I discovered them and you JUST GOT COLUMBUSED

@GingerAtLaw

You’d think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor