@Girl15Gone

I still giggle when i get in an Elevator and someone asks me “Going Down? ” as i am so tempted to say to them “Buy me dinner first”.

@Girl15Gone

“There will be blood” is my favourite movie about hoping you get your period after the condom broke.

@Girl15Gone

Fifty shades of grey is my favourite movie about English weather.

@Girl15Gone

I was dating a Masseuse but he rubbed me up the wrong way so now I’m dating his brother the chiropractor, who so really cracks me up.

@Girl15Gone

Snow white: it’s really starting to get dark in the forest & I’m gettting scared!

Huntsman: How do you think I feel! I’ve gotta find my way back on my own.