Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to start the journey from I Can’t Breathe Without You to I’ll Choke You Out In Public.
What flavor is the milkshake? How far away is the yard? How could you know its better than mine? You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.
I like Ohio’s abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you’re not super pleased about it.
How to sports:
– Take a ball
– Put it someplace someone else doesn’t want you to put it
– Congratulations you’ve now sportsed
4: can we name the baby Yoko?
Me: well Yoko is a Japanese name
4: if the baby is Japanese can we name it Yoko?
Mufasa didn’t die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper.
– The Lyin’ King
How to get laid:
HAHAHA you guys thought I get laid for a second there.
“Oh, beautiful. Just perfect. I wonder if I’ll be able to control myself… aaaand they’re gone.”
– Me with Thin Mints, and women.