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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to start the journey from I Can’t Breathe Without You to I’ll Choke You Out In Public.

@Go2Slp

What flavor is the milkshake? How far away is the yard? How could you know its better than mine? You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

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I like Ohio’s abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you’re not super pleased about it.

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How to sports:

– Take a ball
– Put it someplace someone else doesn’t want you to put it
– Congratulations you’ve now sportsed

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4: can we name the baby Yoko?

Me: well Yoko is a Japanese name

4: if the baby is Japanese can we name it Yoko?

Me: …

4: …

Me: yes

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Mufasa didn’t die, he just went out for a pack of smokes and a newspaper.

– The Lyin’ King

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How to get laid:

HAHAHA you guys thought I get laid for a second there.

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“Oh, beautiful. Just perfect. I wonder if I’ll be able to control myself… aaaand they’re gone.”

– Me with Thin Mints, and women.