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Page of GreenEyedLoon's best tweets

@GreenEyedLoon : Saved a man from a speeding car
Man: Can't trust anyone
Me: True
Man: Us old ones got to stick together
Pushed him in front of the next car

@GreenEyedLoon: Shave legs ??
Bikini wax ??
Lose 10 lbs ??
Pluck eyebrows ??
Mani/pedi ??
Sexy panties ??

Ready for my big *date!

*gynecologist