@GrillinChillin9: I hope that if I ever have to call 9-1-1 for an emergency an essential oil person is not the operator.
Help, I’m hurt.
@GrillinChillin9: It's complicated.
-My response when someone asks if they can have one of my beers.
@GrillinChillin9: Kids today will never know the struggle of flipping a cassette tape in a Walk-Man will riding on a bicycle at the same time.
@GrillinChillin9: If at first you don't succeed then try, try again.
Unless you're skydiving then good luck with that.
@GrillinChillin9: Never apologize in your voicemail for not answering the phone. You're not sorry. Own that shit. "Hey, I don't like you. Leave a message."
@GrillinChillin9: Wife: Can I have one of your french fries?
Me: No, I don’t have that many.
My dog: Can I have one?
Me: OMG yes. Here, take them all.
@GrillinChillin9: Eve: I think we should see other people.
Adam: There's other people here?
A: What the...
E: Sshh! Don't make this difficult.