You can tell a lot about a person by autopsy.
Scientists have spliced the DNA of a human with a sea cow. Oh, the humanatee.
Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends.
I don’t like dictatorships. All dictators should be shot, and if anybody disagrees with me, they should be shot as well.
You’re the she to my nanigans.
The 8 fell over and stayed there for infinity.
One man’s cougar is another man’s grandmother.
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.