@GrumpyBahr

If at first you don’t succeed you will get a lot of advice from people who didn’t succeed either.

@GrumpyBahr

Me: Grandma died, can’t work today.

Boss: Thought she died last month?

Me: This time she is for real dead. We poked her with a stick.

@GrumpyBahr

CW: My wedding is going to be expensive!

Me: Wait till you see what the divorce is going to cost you!

@GrumpyBahr

People who eat hotdogs from a gas station, you know there’s faster ways to commit suicide?

@GrumpyBahr

North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.

@GrumpyBahr

Just ate at a Japanese restaurant and the entire staff was Hispanic. I don’t know what is real anymore!

@GrumpyBahr

Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.

@GrumpyBahr

Sorry I haven’t tweeted much. Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps.