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@H0TMessBarbie : I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said I should prolly not go to those places anymore.
@H0TMessBarbie: I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty.
@H0TMessBarbie: I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk.
@H0TMessBarbie: Johnny Depp would have made an excellent Catwoman.