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Page of HallpassCanada's best tweets

@HallpassCanada : Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian.

@HallpassCanada: Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape.

@HallpassCanada: My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too.

@HallpassCanada: Everytime I check my facebook I remember why i'm on Twitter.