My daughter just finished watching Frozen so, counting today that’s 12,521,865,635,869 times since Tuesday
The Dominos “tracker” says Ashley just left with my pizza so I only have a few minutes to get naked. Just glad it’s not Brad…
Miley Cyrus has her tongue out more than Jabba the Hutt.
Wait…so I get a million dollars AND I get to punch a baby in the face?
-me when someone asks if I would punch a baby for a million bucks