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Page of HatfieldAnne's best tweets

@HatfieldAnne : Right now, someone likes something you don't and other people are agreeing. You just gonna sit there and let that happen?

@HatfieldAnne: Less concerned about the rotten apples than the really stupid ones.

@HatfieldAnne: My first scholarly article was rejected in a letter so scathing I worried there might be criminal charges as well.

@HatfieldAnne: If you give two examples and then say “and the list goes on,” it doesn't.

@HatfieldAnne: You can initiate peekaboo with the toddler in the next booth, but are you prepared to continue it throughout dinner? I didn't think so.

@HatfieldAnne: Jaguar or leopard, it's not going to matter in about two leaps.

@HatfieldAnne: When you played marbles, the only goal was to win more marbles. No one asked stupid questions like why’d you want more marbles.

@HatfieldAnne: We operate by one simple rule: if you smell it and you think it's gone bad, I believe you. Further testing (by me) is unnecessary.

@HatfieldAnne: If my eyes dart left, it means I don't understand you. If my eyes dart right, it means there's a tray of those mini sandwiches I like.

@HatfieldAnne: Why do I say “no” to necklaces? Oh, I dunno, maybe it's because I’m not gonna do fully 50% of a strangler’s job for him.