@Heather2Go

I have the body of a 25-year-old girl, a 25-year-old who has recently been eaten by a 40-year-old bear.

@Heather2Go

Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent.

@Heather2Go

Paying bills is fun and easy when you have a bottle of wine and a shredder.

@Heather2Go

I’m so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone.

@Heather2Go

To support all you Movember guys, I’m not shaving my legs this month. To be honest, I probably won’t shave in Mecember or Manuary either.

@Heather2go

Rules to live by:

1. Be kind to strangers
2. Don’t cheat on your taxes
3. Everything in moderation
4. Bury the body at sea