@HeidiCF8: I put my pants on like everyone else... As the cop taps on the glass and shines his high beam in my face.
@HeidiCF8: Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord.
@HeidiCF8: Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake.
@HeidiCF8: I'm going to write "I miss you" on a rock. Then throw it at your face. I just want you to know how much it hurts..