@Hobo_Splendido

The Church used to teach that all babies that die go to Limbo, but it was easy for them because they’re so short.

@Hobo_Splendido

For the low, low price of $14.95, I’ll send you my instructional DVD, “How to Succeed as a Con Man.”

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I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn’t even know I was competing.

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The “self-lubricated catheter” and the “discreet pocket catheter” have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life.

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All these years you thought your grandma had Alzheimers, and turns out she just didn’t want to talk to you.

@Hobo_Splendido

Did it hurt when YOU fell from heaven?
If so, contact the law offices of Leon Molowitz, and get the monetary compensation you deserve!