Autoerotic asphyxiation? No thanks, I’m not much of a car guy.
The Church used to teach that all babies that die go to Limbo, but it was easy for them because they’re so short.
About to go for a run, because shoplifting
For the low, low price of $14.95, I’ll send you my instructional DVD, “How to Succeed as a Con Man.”
I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn’t even know I was competing.
The “self-lubricated catheter” and the “discreet pocket catheter” have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life.
I’ll do unspeakable things to you, baby, like vqtkjx and zqkpmr.
All these years you thought your grandma had Alzheimers, and turns out she just didn’t want to talk to you.
Did it hurt when YOU fell from heaven?
If so, contact the law offices of Leon Molowitz, and get the monetary compensation you deserve!
My position on marijuana is slumped in a beanbag chair.