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@HollyHeals : Bend over and take it like a taxpayer.
@HollyHeals: Ever have the shower curtain touch you unexpectedly and start karate chopping the air?? No, me either.
@HollyHeals: I'm doing it doggy style today. Lying on the couch not doing a damn thing. I will bark if you knock on the door.
@HollyHeals: Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine.
@HollyHeals: Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight.