@Hormonella: I need a pet that is quiet, obedient and doesn’t jump on the furniture.
I think I need a hard boiled egg.
@Hormonella: God: Let's give them the ability to feel remorse.
Satan: I like that. Say, from 2:00 - 4:00 AM?
@Hormonella: So Mother Theresa puts a dish towel on her head and she's a "saint" but when I put a dish towel on MY head I'm "drunk in the kitchen again?"
@Hormonella: "I love this song!"
"This is my favorite song!"
"I love this song!"
"No, THIS is my favorite song!"
~ Me, listening to my own playlist
@Hormonella: Chihuahua is my favorite pet that is also the sound I make during a bikini wax.