@HowToBeADad

Parents, when you go to the bathroom don’t forget to lock the door so your kids can show you what it would be like if zombies were trying to break down your door in an apocalypse.

@HowToBeADad

I was just enviously admiring the energy and flexibility of a 3yo and then he kneed himself in the face.

@HowToBeADad

Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.