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Page of IRLPepperMD's best tweets

@IRLPepperMD : [luigi places a hand on mario's shoulder after falling off rainbow road for the millionth time]
We're plumbers dude

@IRLPepperMD: *parents come into my room*
"We need to talk to you… We think you're an owl."
*turns neck all the way around to face them*

@IRLPepperMD: [guy wearing a ski mask holds a gun to my head] "please go skiing with me I am so alone"

@IRLPepperMD: "You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-"

*holds up imaginary walky-talky*


@IRLPepperMD: *talking to mailman*
So are you like, made of mail?
*mailman laughs* "sure, kid"
So that must mean..
*fireman & garbageman walk by*
Holy shi

@IRLPepperMD: *sees spider in the shower*
Oh jeez I'm sorry lock the door next time buddy

@IRLPepperMD: [911 call]
Ok one sec.
*holds phone away from mouth*
Are you an alligator or a crocodile?
Cool. ITS A CRO-

@IRLPepperMD: "This is the police! Put your hands up where I can see 'em!"
"But I can't-"
*t-rex panics*