@IamJackBoot I still remember how great water out of a squirt gun tasted. That hint of polyethylene.
@IamJackBoot @IamJackBoot We all look like talking skeletons to Superman. Even his parents. I don’t know how that kid slept at night.
@IamJackBoot Penguin 1: Let’s stay in tonight.
Penguin 2: I didn’t dress like this to stay home.
@IamJackBoot Priorities: before we worry about all of this we really need to get all the child eating clowns out of the sewers.
@IamJackBoot We’ve burned through Netflix so tonight we’re opening a bottle wine and watching a fork in the microwave.
@IamJackBoot If I’m wearing the mask here’s how to tell If I’m smiling: I’m not.
@IamJackBoot Sometimes you think you only have one cat but after you stay home a week you find you have two that look alike.
@IamJackBoot The next time you hear a celebrity saying, “we’ll get through this together,” send them your electric bill with a thank you note.
@IamJackBoot There were kids who did cartwheels.
There were kids who didn’t do cartwheels.
There were kids who thought they were doing cartwheels.
@IamJackBoot Yes, your cat is waiting for you in heaven. Hm? Yes, he will ignore you there too.