@IanKarmel

Everyone: I would like an outlet near my bed.
Hotels: Heres an iHome we bought when Bush was President.

@IanKarmel

Arby’s also has a secret menu. If you order a “phone book” they bring you a phone book and you can find any other place to eat.

@IanKarmel

22 year old me after a night of drinking: “I hope I didn’t do anything stupid.”

29 year old me: “I hope I didn’t agree to go on a hike.”