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@IjeomaOluo : FYI: Telling an atheist you will pray for them as some sort of insult is about as threatening as telling them that you are going to take a nap for them.
@IjeomaOluo: Me: What are you going to be for Halloween?
10yr old: Guess! I got an earpiece, mirrored glasses and a fedora.
10yr old: No, a spy! What's a douchebag?