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@ImABaconDonut : Me: Thanks for the sex.
Me: You're welcome.
Me: Maybe next time we can have another person in the room.
Me: That'd be nice.
@ImABaconDonut: 5: I went potty.
Me: Did you remember to wipe this time?
5: It's faster my way.
I don't know how to counter that argument.
@ImABaconDonut: One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours.
About the same as a common Monday on Earth.
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