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@Im_Tricia : Mom: "Do you want this?"
Me: "No."
Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother."
Me: "No I want it."

@Im_Tricia: I wish there was a way to tell if this guy is being nice to me because he likes me or if it's just because he's Canadian.

@Im_Tricia: There's no way that Cinderella was treated like shit her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like "yeah right."