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lieutenant: we did it, after all these years we caught the floppy disk bandit
officer: lol wtf is a floppy disk
floppy disk bandit: *intense sobbing*
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2019: the floor is lava
2020: literally don’t touch anything
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Mortal Kombat: FINISH HIM
Immortal Kombat: omg this is taking forever
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wife: are you still reading that stupid dorothy and scarecrow wizard of oz fan fiction
me: i’ll have you know 50 shades of hay is a true literary masterpiece
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gorilla glue and jurassic park are trending, this might be how godzilla vs kong starts
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godzilla: lol KING kong, a little pretentious aren’t we
king kong: oh you’re one to talk
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donkey kong: i’m starting to think mom loved you more
king kong: what makes you say that
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nothing kills high school nostalgia faster than a scroll down your facebook feed
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shark tank judge: nobody is going to want to buy your ghost pants
me: just wait, this time next year, boo khakis are gonna be everywhere!