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lieutenant: we did it, after all these years we caught the floppy disk bandit

officer: lol wtf is a floppy disk

floppy disk bandit: *intense sobbing*

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wife: are you still reading that stupid dorothy and scarecrow wizard of oz fan fiction

me: i’ll have you know 50 shades of hay is a true literary masterpiece

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gorilla glue and jurassic park are trending, this might be how godzilla vs kong starts

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godzilla: lol KING kong, a little pretentious aren’t we

king kong: oh you’re one to talk

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donkey kong: i’m starting to think mom loved you more

king kong: what makes you say that

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nothing kills high school nostalgia faster than a scroll down your facebook feed

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shark tank judge: nobody is going to want to buy your ghost pants

me: just wait, this time next year, boo khakis are gonna be everywhere!