@InsouciantMan

Any man can undress a woman with his eyes. Be different. Undress her with your nose.

@InsouciantMan

This joke format is stupid. Nobody can wink forever.

*winks for an extended but realistic period of time

@InsouciantMan

Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day.

How do you apologize properly for something like that?

@InsouciantMan

Wife just looked at an 8″x8″ picture and estimated it to be 12″x12″.

Perhaps you can see why I consider this a good thing.