Any man can undress a woman with his eyes. Be different. Undress her with your nose.
This joke format is stupid. Nobody can wink forever.
*winks for an extended but realistic period of time
Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day.
How do you apologize properly for something like that?
Wife just looked at an 8″x8″ picture and estimated it to be 12″x12″.
Perhaps you can see why I consider this a good thing.
The winds of change can blow me.
Recently had a cat-scan.
They didn’t find any cats.
For sale: Standards. Mint condition. Barely used.
I’ve been told I’m oblivious.
I had not noticed this.
Nobody ever sneezes in movies.