@InternetHippo

Environmentalism is fine but what if global warming is wrong? Then we made our air cleaner for nothing

@InternetHippo

If the work week didn’t already exist and someone pitched the idea of everyone working 5 out of every 7 days they’d get thrown in a volcano

@InternetHippo

(praying for the first time in a long while and trying to be extra flattering to god): sweetheart,

@InternetHippo

How do you know if a website really likes you or only wants you for your data

@InternetHippo

Why are ghosts and angels depicted as semi transparent is that what happens when you die they just turn your opacity down

@InternetHippo

Frankly it’s disgusting that you would engage in character assassination by correctly describing to people something I did in the past

@InternetHippo

gotta say, i love living by the sword. i hope there are no consequences from this regarding how i ultimately die

@InternetHippo

Feeling good about the economy, and my life in particular, because of the stock market. I don’t have money in the stock market, I just like to see the numbers get big

@InternetHippo

[2000 years ago]
jesus: merry christmas
stranger: what?
jesus: just say it back i’m trying to start a thing