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@ItsMeAshleyWee : If you scream at the library, everyone gives you funny looks.
If you scream on an airplane, everyone joins in.
@ItsMeAshleyWee: I don’t share cheese on the first date.
@ItsMeAshleyWee: Any psychic who needs a door bell to let them know someone is there is probably not worth the money.