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Page of ItsMeAshleyWee's best tweets

@ItsMeAshleyWee : I'm "I have been lying about my age so long that I have forgotten how old I actually am" years old.

@ItsMeAshleyWee: If you scream at the library, everyone gives you funny looks.
If you scream on an airplane, everyone joins in.

@ItsMeAshleyWee: Any psychic who needs a door bell to let them know someone is there is probably not worth the money.