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Shah Jahan built the Taj Mahal as a tribute to his wife but sure, the book shelf looks great.

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Whoever said you can’t hurry love, never had kids knocking on the bedroom door.

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Make bowling your first date. If he rents small shoes and jams his fingers in the wrong holes don’t bother with a second.

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Wearing pigtails to relive my youth and scare men when I turn around.

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Water towers were invented so angst ridden teenagers had something to climb in 80s movies.

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Given that our animals have pockets I think we can agree that Australia is more evolved than the rest of the world.

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Saw a video for vegan cauliflower icecream on fb and heard the four horsemen of the apocalypse thunder overhead.

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Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?
Elephant: [rolls eyes]
Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?

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In Australia we say tuna not tuna fish because tuna cow and tuna chicken are not readily available here.